Dining room at Kei Heading off to dinner at Kei, the new restaurant in the space formerly occupied by Gerard Besson, I couldn’t help but think of several memorable meals I’d previously had at this address. Among several, one immediately came to mind, a lunch with the editor-in-chief of a big London paper who seemed impatient to get through the meal and claim the post-prandial prize of a big snifter of Armagnac. He was ostensibly in town to check in with the Paris offices of his paper, and I was surprised when he called and invited me, a lowly free-lancer, out for a sumptuous lunch.
We hadn’t met before, but I wasn’t surprised to find a florid, leonine man sitting at the table I was ushered to. We chatted about the bistro story I had recently done for him, he made several inevitable remarks about how it was surprisingly literate for a piece penned by an American, and then ordered a feast of game in halting school-boy French that surely left a good swath of Loire Valley forest in a decimated quietude with a superb bottle of Burgundy. If the conversation required constant nursing, the meal–a tourte de gibier and roast pheasant, was absolutely superb, so good, in fact, that I found myself drifting off into a haze of pleasure once or twice during his diatribe about the first President Bush. Then we finally arrived at the moment when the solemn waiter placed a snifter in front of him and filled it with Armagnac. Rather alarmingly, he gulped it down in a flash and signaled for another pour. Midway into this second glass, he suddenly got teary and told me his wife had asked him for a divorce because she’d taken up with the carpenter who was doing work on their country house. In vengeance, he’d gone to a maison des filles the night before, and had had some difficulties performing with an Eastern Bloc temptress.
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